Jaslyn Natasha

Date: Monday, February 28, 2011 @ 7:21 PM

I WAS LATE FOR SCHOOL AGAIN ! Chop chop fast fast then rushed to school as fast as I could and for that, I got myself 2 swee swee blisters as I was wearing my new adidas shoe.

Anyway, Yesterday I bought a new pair of boots at far east plaza. It's a hot stuff, basically I'm not really into branded stuffs. As long as it's nice & worth the money with no hesitation, I'll bring it back home. :)

Last night Andric and I came to a topic about "No Offence" when we were having our dinner at lucky plaza mcdonald. I find people are pretty interesting and weird. These incidents actually happened on him, there's this guy or i should say HOLY guy criticised about him being a gay. In singapore, wherever you go now you'll definitely spot 1 or 2 gays. It's whether are your eyes sharp enough or are they gay enough for you to spot them. To protect this man identity, we shall call him PEACOCK. Why ? Today in school during english lesson, we were playing Pictionary. My teacher came out with this phrase "As proud as a peacock" and I dont know how on earth she's expecting us to draw on the whiteboard.

Definition for ''as proud as a peacock' - Someone who is as proud as a peacock is excessively proud.

He is damn proud of him for nothing ! I dont know why so don't ask me. Trust me, he is super vain. Okay, so he was chatting with Andric and started questioning him why he wants to be a gay ? etc etc... Followed by this "No offence but i think you're alright but no offence. I think gays are disgusting including butch." LOL ?! When he himself is surrounded by some of his butch friends, in another way round, he's trying to say that his friends are digusting. Oh yea ~

For example, Imagine I'm having a casual conversations with you and I just got to know you. Logically when I just got to know you I will definitely beware of what's coming out from my mouth right ? Or else, I'll either hurt you or cause you to dislike me, correct ? Hysterically, PEACOCK don't bothered at all he just shoot whatever it's coming out from his peacock's mouth !.

We started chatting, me & you ( Imagine) then randomly I said this to you

"Me : Ermm, no offence, really no offence. You're really ugly to me. NO OFFENCE AH."

Will you feel nice ? Then replied me with : Oh really ? Tyvm, i'll reflect on that. I'll go stare at the mirror and see what I can do about it ? =.= NO RIGHT ?! Peacock's mouth offended me before but that was like 2-3years ago, I scolded him like a mummy shouting at her kids for peeing on the bed. Lol !

It's really funny, you know ! eh no offence ah, really no offence, your face looks exactly like my dog poopoo (shit). LOL!!!!

What's the point of saying no offence when your sentence is so offensive ! Please use the word "No offence" wisely, don't be another peacock. LOL!

Anyway, Today in school during english lesson, Eileen, my classmate, she was at the front drawing and allowing us to make wild guesses. She wanted to give us a clue of the objective so she wrote FERRILA instead of FERRARI beside her drawing. I was sitting at the front thinking WTF IS FERRILA ?! Come to think of it, the word has the closet pronunciation is Ferrari so I shouted : FERRARI LAH ! Then Eileen started laughing so does the class.

Another one was, I was at the front drawing. If I'm not mistaken I'm supposed to draw "Tallest Boy". I drew a figure being the tallest among the rest and to me, the figure looked exactly a BOY but my stupid class couldn't figured it out ! Ahh, so I drew a dick with 2 balls with an arrow pointing towards the figure. My teacher laughed straight away upon seeing it and said "NO R21 !'' BUT MY MATES STILL DON'T GET IT !!!! Christ, kill me ! Not long after, 1 of the boys from my team shouted BOY! That's when I realised they are not stupid but kinda abit low in IQ which will lead to slow in thinking and slow in reaction, i think. HAHAHA..... Just kidding :) I love my classmates !

SHYT! I missed out, one more thing ! I passed up my english compo & letter writing to my english teacher. She browsed through my work and said : WHO THE HELL IS TAEYEON ?! LOL. My letter writing I wrote TO : JESSICA, FROM : TAEYEON. hahahahahaha !